Science and Research

Migraines increase probability of women being a total bitch, so does PMT, but migraines and PMT?

Scientists have bravely undertaken a study into whether women can have a migraine and PMT at the same time.

Migraines have long been known to make a woman even more of a bitch than she potentially could be if she has one, but scientists are looking into the possibility that migraine bitchiness, and pre-menstrual bitchiness, are two completely separate entities that cannot be combined.

The latest study by scientist at the Institute of What The Hell Did I Do This Time, based in Leeds, discovered that woman can be pissed off you at any time they god damn please, however, if they happen to have a migraine, you are warned to stay the fuck out of her way just like when she is pre-menstrual.

Apparently, the pain, which cannot be described although "its definitely not more painful than childbirth, nothing is more painful than childbirth, not even getting kicked in your poor excuse of a package or getting flicked really hard on your bellend, and you should be shot for suggesting that anything could even come close to the pain of childbirth you insensitive prick," according to the results of the study.

It has long been known that a woman can blame a mood swing on anything she likes, and men will continue to grin and bare it since they just want to get laid, however, a recent gathering of men who were booted out of their own homes for some minor infraction at a local boozer, noticed the trend that none of them could name a time that their Missus had booted off at them with it being both of these two factors involved given as the reason.

"It was always one or the other," said one of the local patrons, who outright refused to be named through absolute fear of reprisals, and actually stood behind a screen with a voice changer 'just in case'. "This time it's that time of the month, but a few weeks ago, it was a migraine. Funny how you never get the two together, its like Clarke Kent and Superman."

Scientists are now researching whether it is possible for a woman to have a migraine whilst she is pre-menstrual, or whether that would create what they are describing as a "super-mega-pissed-off-oh-my-god-I-don't-think-even-Hitler-himself-was-this-evil-bitch."

"It's kinda like Y2K," said a leading scientist in the study, "either it turns out the theory just isn't possible, or we'll all die. Personally, I'm shitting one and if you own a pair of testicles, you should be too."