A quick look at today's headline's on Wednesday the 18th of March, 2009
Fritzl pleads guilty
"I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky kids!" rues Austrian, as case takes Scooby-Doo style twist
New questions over torture policy
"We want answers. What non-lethal method would you recommend best for getting them quickly?" commission asks intelligence agency
Fathers 4 Justice pair arrested at airport
"Despite being dressed as 'Superman', you are unable to fly today," police tell unruly dads
US to force AIG to repay bonuses
"Give us back that cash, or we break your fucking knee caps," Washington tells troubled insurer
Curbs on risky banking proposed
"Taking a customer's life savings down to Stanley's casino, and placing it all on red is NOT good banking," Turner tells financial deadbeats
French Connection loses millions in 2008
"We're absolutely Fcuk-ed," fashion giant announces
Usain Bolt to run on Manchester streets
"Lets see how cocky the bastard is when he has a gang of tooled-up teenage hoodies chasing him," says city Mayor
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