A look back at the headlines from the past two days on 21st March, 2009
Obama sorry for disability remark
"Sorry if I offended any Spacca's," President apologises
Iran partially accepts US outreach
"We like to make fun of the cripples too," nuclear threat tells Obama
Pope condemns African corruption
"You should be raping without contraception, you animals," Papal leader chides rapists
Total liable for Buncefield blast
"They were your flammable gasses, and your sparks that caused it. Tell me, how is it not your fault again?" asks judge
Online game gets banking licence
"Its actually more stable than any of the real banks," declares Fed chief
NZ plane birth charges 'likely'
Ryanair to charge £6 for going into labour aboard one of its flights
Girl gets organs from father
"And no, we're not talking about the Fritzl's this time," says quick witted hospital spokesman
Pink elephant caught on camera
"See I told you I wasn't high," boasts stoned photographer
People find themselves on Google street view service
"Shouldn't you lot be working?" employers ask bored employees
Chamberlin leaves Smashing Pumpkins
"They were still going?" ask music fans
Sandwich makers criticise guidelines
"If I want to deposit a smidgen of arse gravy in your ham, cheese & pickle, then I fucking well will put a smidgen of arse gravy in your ham, cheese & pickle," declares bread filler
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