'Its true what they say about black men,' says Brown

"No wonder they call him 'The Chief Of The Staff'," claims PM

Prime Minister Gordon Brown's meeting with US President Barack Obama went 'rather spiffingly' according to the Labour leader.

Brown emerged from the Southwest suite at the White House earlier today tucking in his shirt, wiping the corner of his mouth, and checking his hair in the mirror.

Brown told reporters this afternoon, regarding the meeting: "Well, put it this way, what he had to show me was impressive, veeeeeerrry impressive. Not seen one like that in my time, it certainly is true what they say about black men."

Asked what he meant by these comments, the Scot continued, "we had a nice 'chat' if ya know what I mean, eh, eh, wink wink, nudge nudge, 'ows yer father, hubba hubba," before wolf whistling then leaning on the podium with a smug grin, and winking at the members of the press conference, making his hand into a claw shape and adding, "grrrrrr".

Barack Obama, then emerged from the same suite twenty minutes later with bleary eyes, yawning, and with a satisfied smile on his face, winked at the UK Premier, then Brown went on to tell the press, "lets just say that I wasn't the only one-eyed monster in the Presidents bedroom," as both leaders giggled like a pair of naughty school girls.

The newly elected Chief of staff then joined Brown at the US podium, declaring, "we now share a special bond. Lets just say, I think Gordon will definitely NOT be going back," going on to say "what Gordy did to me.. I mean said to me in there, was something that pleased me greatly, and we have an unbreakable bond now."

Brown is expected to speak to Congress later to remind them to "sort this train wreck of an economy out."