Disney 'have absolutely no new ideas'

"We ain't got shit," claims animator

Disney announced today they would be releasing a succession of films following on from the highly successful 'High School Musical' through different stages of life after high school, confirming that they have absolutely no new ideas.

Titles such as 'Stuck In A Dead-end Job Musical' will be available soon and filming for 'Old Peoples Home Musical' is scheduled to begin in 2017, with Joan-Rivers tipped to take the leading female role alongside star of 'The OC' Alan Dale, better known as Jim Robinson from 'Neighbours'.

Some of the soundtracks that will feature in the films have already been written and a preliminary copy of them was attained earlier. Hits for each feature will include:

From the score 'College Musical':
-"I slept with loads of guys and now it burns when I pee"
-"I spiked your drink to have my wicked way with you"
-"Shit, I forgot that was due today, quick, let me copy yours"
-"Passed out drunk in a pool of my own vomit"

From the score 'Living With My Parents Till I Get Off The Dole Musical':
-"The fella behind me stinks of stale piss"
-"Can you lend us a tenner for a pack of B&H, just till Giro day?"
-"Get off the fucking couch and go look for a job you worthless piece of shit, I can't believe you came out of me, you were an accident anyway"
-"On the dole and outta luck"

From the score 'Stuck In A Dead-end Job Musical':
-"Slept with my boss at the Christmas do"
-"Accidentally CC'ed a racist email to my half-cast co-worker"
-"I think that computer tech guy was taking the piss out of me"
-"I swear to god, one day, I'm gonna shoot this fucking place up"

From the score 'Old Peoples Home Musical':
-"You'll never guess who just died, Betty from down the hall"
-"Little sweet old lady, why are you so racist?"
-"Time for your medication, Ethel"
-"In love, and incontinent"

Disney are also reportedly mulling making prequels to the 'High School Musical' collection such as 'Playschool Musical', and 'Don't Worry I Swear I'll Pull Out Musical'.