"Not on your sodding nelly!" replies nation
As bankers apologised to MP's for their part in completely
cocking up the financial status of the nation worse than
Ron Atkinson's career as pundit, one man had a truly
awful, awful Idea.
Tom Perrotta, a writer, has had one of the worst ideas
since employing Louise Woodward as Au Pair, to have two
new national holiday's: one called national grievance day,
and one called national apology day.
"On Grievance Day, anyone has the right to approach
someone else and complain to them about some wrong they
feel they've suffered at the hands of that person. A
three-month waiting period will go by after which, the
person who apparently committed the wrong, will be able to
respond. That will be Apology Day - although they may not
apologise and may have a response instead," wrote the
delusional American.
The idea has been ridiculed by those across the UK, with
many people exclaiming: "my god, that's the shittest idea
I've ever heard".
"Why would we need one day a year dedicated to grievances?
We have at least two of those a week: on a Friday and
Saturday night. I ask someone what the fuck are they
looking at? They say 'nothing', I give them an extreme
closeup of my lacosse trainees," said Tom Hicksburgh, a
twenty-year-old trainee plumber from Huyton. "Apology day
wouldn't be so bad, they could apologise to me for
scuffing my size 13's," he added.
"Everyday is grievance day in my house," said Mike
Doberdean, from Winnersh. "My wife airs her grievances in
the form of nagging, then I apologise by not throwing the
wrinkly old bitch down the stairs. Honeslty, I've had
kidney stones I've been more fond of than that idea."
Perrotta attempted to defend himself by saying "I was just
trying to make the world a ni..." before being bundled
onto a Virgin jet back to America, 'land of the free'
where, according to a witness, "he's free to have all the
shit ideas he wants, but not on our fucking turf."
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